Today I went to the gym. The END! Thanks for reading..JK.
No really though, I went to the gym today. Needless to say the gym laughed at me, like ha ha stop eating all those burgers, bacon, steak, mashed potatoes, and all the other yummy goodness the world has to offer. This has nothing to do with what this post is titled… in case you were wondering.. lol see what I did there I just made a joke with my blog name. Clever… I know..
Okay, on to what I actually wanted to say, type, speak, have you read, etc ( there are so many ways I could have put that. But let me ask a question (its okay to mentally answer), why can men only focus on one thing at a time? Let’s use my husband as an example.
My wonderfully, amazing husband can NOT multitask. He can’t have more than one conversation at a time. He can’t watch FOOTBALL and talk at the same time (Okay, that one is not legit reason). But he can’t play video games and talk to me either. Before you think, oh she is one of those wives that complain about what her husband doesn’t do right.
My husband (Jordan), can play the drums, guitar, piano, bass and sings. With that being said I guess what I just told you about him not being able to multitask is a lie. I mean playing the drums is multitasking and he is FANTASTIC at it.
Funny story, he is 5’3! Okay that wasn’t a funny story but it was funny. You know in your head that you laughed a lot (being that I am taller). I feel so random right now. Bacon.
Cool story bro! Go make me a sandwich! Squirrel!
Random something to leave you with- OH wait this whole post was random, but really I will leave you with something (I’m pretty sure that, half of you read this for the random fact)- Every second, Americans collectively eat 100 pounds of chocolate! Hey you, yes you, PUT THE CHOCOLATE DOWN! 
In case you were wondering..
xoxox
KeKe
In case you were WONDERING.. 